The lurker has awakened! Ironically, I post on my busiest day at work.

I have an interesting tidbit of information I felt compelled to share with everyone. Know this: It is impossible for a man to pee at a urinal without getting piss on his hands. Other than the occasional salt deposits or yellow flecks on the sleeves of white shirts, this would not be a big deal if men were good about washing their hands..... but of course they are not.

Speaking of which, are women also bad about washing hands?

I stayed up till 5am last night playing World of Warcraft. Why did I do it you may ask? Well...I don't know, but it was fun. I am surprisingly coherent at work today (for now). But I think by the end of the day I'll feel a bit...sluggish.

Just so everyone knows (cause this is important). You are, in fact, able to use Plackers TwinLine flossing forks with Patented Breakaway Pik Guard (the toothpick end) to tighten the lose screw on your glasses so the lens doesn't embarrassingly fall out every two seconds while talking to your boss and again during various meetings throughout the day... (sigh).

Don't be shitty.

Live.........Journal.........is.........EVIL!!! As if the internet doesn't already provide enough distractions from work...ARRRRRGGGGG.

Earlier this afternoon, I found a World of Warcraft (WoW) community on LJ that is dedicated to females that play WoW. I posted a plea for advice about getting my wife to play (and enjoy playing). Five minutes later, I had 3 people respond with great advice. I could see this getting kinda addictive. Good times.

Me on live journal is like a 12 year old boy on his first date wanting to "get it on" with his date, but not knowing what to do. I think I'll start with Buffy, and reading friends stuff. Maybe I'll join a BSG community. Weeeeee!

This is my first post. I was held at gunpoint to do this, so here it is. Hopefully, there is a future in this obsession. Bring it on.